27 Jul 14 at 3 pm

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27 Jul 14 at 2 am

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27 Jul 14 at 2 am

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There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”


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27 Jul 14 at 1 am



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27 Jul 14 at 1 am


Kaajal (1965)

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Kaajal (1965)


i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

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27 Jul 14 at 1 am



uncle phil does not play

Word to Uncle Phil

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I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

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27 Jul 14 at 1 am

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today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

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